Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
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omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
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Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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