YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
