Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
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on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
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It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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