We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
operation harelip BJ is a go
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
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Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
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Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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