Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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