she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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