grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I wear drunk well.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
