You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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