just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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