she looked like the before picture.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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