I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
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The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
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All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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