I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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