Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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