I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
a search helicopter?!
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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