she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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