I heard we made out
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I would ride that face into the sunset
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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