I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
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mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
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Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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