i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Randomize
