How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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