I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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