i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
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he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
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Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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