walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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