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see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
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He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
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He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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