Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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