Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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