Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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