i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
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When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
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That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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