erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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