is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
She has the best kind of daddy issues
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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