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say what?
wanna hang out?
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
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just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
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also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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