we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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