Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
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at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
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How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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