The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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