I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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