Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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