theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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