Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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