do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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