we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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