So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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