Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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