do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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