He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
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when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
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Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
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