Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
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i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
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Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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