nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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