there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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