Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
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I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
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Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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