shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
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