So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
false alarm, still single
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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