white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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