in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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