11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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