I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
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you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
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My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I need to calm my uterus...
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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