alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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