i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
honey bunches of taint.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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