I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
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Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
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My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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