I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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