I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
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We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
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